“Oh stop your complaining,” as a “recession” (read: depression) starts to work its way in, as stock markets fell the day the bailout bill was passed, as a day after the mainstream media finally started to admit the bailout would do little since root causes were not addressed (“Root causes? We’re Americans. We don’t do root causes”), as tent cities start to spring up … “come on, it’s a fine Monday morning, and there’s a day of lashes to look forward to”…

Remember, the leaders hear your pain, and they can even put it to music and give you McPain in return: